u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
'Your favourite character says a lot about you as a person.'
if I were famous id tweet at random ass nobodies all the time saying shit like “PLEASE FOLLOW ME” just to fuck with the system
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.
Ohhhh man this is beautiful
Wow I’m in awe
(Source: mahaldaddy, via jenelly-belly)