so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.
Amusing things cats do
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS
I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS
Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.
i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it
The bowl is hot, the food is not
Welcome to microwave cafe
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things